Canis Felis Bumperstickus
Sorry for the fake-Latin headline but this gets your attention.
Funny bumper sticker seen today coming out of Highland Mall on way to a meeting:
"Lord, let me be the person my dog thinks I am."
Sigh. Someday, we'll adopt a dog. This doesn't work quite as well with our cat or water bugs (her minions.)
Oh wait, *we're* her minions!